Sunday, August 17, 2008

RANDOMINIZATIONATING

Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an s in it?

If someone with multiple personalities robs a bank who is charged with the crime?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?

Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Why did God give men nipples?

If you were to choke a smurf, what color would it turn?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why do people look up when they think?

i dont know...but that could explain why we were created.....

echo

Spirit said...

For the endangered animal/plant question...I have an answer...You take the animal home and AWAY from the plant. Both live and you get a new furry friend!...Or I do anyway hehehe

Spirit said...

For the gas station bathroom question...They have hidden treasure hidden underneath the bathroom AND in the walls!

Anonymous said...

How come you press harder on a remote when you know the battery is dead?

Storm said...

and why do they have 'dodge' written on the front of some cars? we need instructions?
don't you think they should have a shorter word for 'monosyllabic'?
oh well. the world is a wondrous and confusing place.
Storm

Spirit said...

For anonymous's question...Its because your angered by it...you get frustrated and its a normal human reaction...

Spirit said...

For Echo's question...I think the answer is scientific....